Kelly over at Kelly’s Korner is hosting a Singles Day for her Show Us Your Life blog carnival. I have one single sibling remaining, so I thought I’d show her off.
Please meet my baby sister, Diana.
Little D
Diana is a 31-year-old physician assistant living in Dallas. She has long brown hair (although I believe she’s sporting highlights now), big brown eyes, and is about 5 feet tall on her tippy toes and 95 pounds sopping wet. We call her Little D. That’s right, Little D in the Big D. She came up with that herself.
Diana Graduating with her Master's Degree
Diana may look like Miss Preppy McPreppy, but she’s actually a fun and quirky bookworm. Don’t get me wrong, she likes to look good and is a bit of a fashionista, but on weekends you are just as likely to find her in Starbucks reading a book as you are in finding her at the mall. If you’re in the mall, look for her in Forever 21. But at Starbucks, look for the girl behind a Beth Moore Bible study or a book with a gnarly medical title.
Do you have a Prince Charming in mind for her? Are you wondering if they’d be a match? Please take the following quiz to find out!
1. Let’s say that Little D and Prince Charming are sitting at an outdoor cafe enjoying a casual lunch when a bird poops on Prince Charming’s head, causing Little D to throw her head back and laugh hysterically. (Totally hypothetical situation. Not based on reality at all. Now please excuse me while I avoid the lightning.) What does Prince Charming do?
a. Curse quietly, pull out a BB gun, and kill the bird dead.
b. Start crying like a little girl and run from the premises.
c. Laugh while he wipes away the excrement with the comment, “It’s not my color.”2. Little D and Prince Charming are sitting in Starbucks enjoying lattes when a few of their friends walk in. They just came from a stand-up comedy act and decide to unleash their own comedic “talent” by teasing Little D about her height. What does Prince Charming do?
a. Curse quietly, pull out a BB gun, and kill their friends dead.
b. Whip out his smartphone and google “short stature jokes” in order to get in on the fun.
c. Put his arm around Little D while flexing his “guns” and say with a note of finality, “Good things come in small packages.”3. Little D and Prince Charming are wandering the mall when they run into a couple of Prince Charming’s female acquaintances. One of the women looks down her nose at Little D and starts flirting with Prince Charming. What does Prince Charming say?
a. “Step away from me, Jezebel, or I will kill you dead” while cocking his BB gun.
b. “You’re right, this shirt does look good on me” while glancing at Little D to make sure that she understands that he’s a wanted man.
c. “Have you met Diana? Doesn’t she have the most beautiful eyes?” while looking at Little D adoringly and removing Jezebel’s hand from his arm.
The correct answer to all of the above questions is C (as it is many college exams, but don’t take my word for it).
Did you answer C for every question?
If not, thank you for playing and good-bye. 
But if you did, please comment below so that we can talk further!
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