I saw this in a bakery recently and it gave me a laugh. Sorry for the glare and general terrible photography, but I am vertically challenged and this is the best that I could do.
Caffeine is my shepherd, I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz.
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its names sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the
shadow of addiction, I will fear no drowsiness:
For thou art with me; Thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a café before me in the presence of the automatic drip:
Thou anointest my day with pep; My mug runneth over.
Surely the richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the house of mochas forever.
(Author Unknown)